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Latest Comment from author terry mcmillan: about 13 hours ago

WHO THE f*ck FARTED IN MY HOUSE? WAS IT YOU FLORIDA BUSTED UP EVANS?

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She stormed her way off the show, and into our hearts. Let's hear it for RHONETTA JOHNSON!

Forget Kelly Picker. Who is William Hung? Not even Carrie Underwood can beat OUR American Idol - RHONETTA JOHNSON!

Not only is she the best Amercian Idol contestant ever, but she's got all kinds of fun stuff on the internet. Like these court records for example.

How about this arrest report?

Fun fact: our favorite american idol hopeful's middle name is "Denise"

  1. author terry mcmillan wrote: about 13 hours ago

    WHO THE f*ck FARTED IN MY HOUSE? WAS IT YOU FLORIDA BUSTED UP EVANS?

  2. whitney e. houston wrote: about 13 hours ago

    FLORIDA EVANS,I NEED YO ass-istance,you know what bobby b call me in bed? "hot sauce"

  3. GWO GEORGIA STEINBRENNER wrote: about 20 hours ago

    WHO AM I KIDDING? BEING A LADY REALLY EVENS ME OUT! NO WONDER WHY I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE - I WAS A WOMAN TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF AN UGLY, UGLY MAN! TRANSSEXUALITY FASG! MARGE SCHOTT FASG!

  4. MWO GEORGE STEINBRENNER wrote: 1 day ago

    NOT SO FAST YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID LITTLE FASGS! I SPENT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS FOR RUNS BATTED IN, NOT DRAG PERFORMANCES FOR BROADWAY FASG! I WILL WIN ANOTHER TITLE IF I HAVE TO BUY THE ENTIRE ROSTER FROM THE RED SOX, WHITE SOX, AND METS FASG! IM BACK FASG! RUINING BASEBALL PARITY FOR DECADES FASG!


  5. Janie Gove, Mandy Ramirez, and Alexis "Lexie" Rodriguez wrote: 2 days ago

    'Gina Gash did such a beautiful makeover on us fasg! We fell so pretty, we're gonna do our own off-off-off-Broadway production of "Dreamgirls". Jennifer Hudson fasg! Beyonce fasg!

  6. MWO ALEX RODRIGUEZ wrote: 2 days ago

    WE WILL STILL WIN THE DIVISION FASG! WE ALWAYS DO FASG! THEN THE WHITE SOX WILL HAVE A BETTER RECORD AND GET THE WILD CARD FASG! THEN THE RED SOX WILL BE GONE FASG! IM BACK FASG! EGOTIST FASG!

  7. MWO MANNY RAMIREZ wrote: 2 days ago

    IM BACK FASG! HOME RUN TO WIN AGAIN FASG! STEINBRENNER NEEDS TO BUY MORE STARS FASG!

  8. MWO Johnny Gove wrote: 2 days ago

    I need a job to get my father off my back about unpaid BISLL! IM BACK FASG!

  9. author terry mcmillan wrote: 2 days ago

    CLEAN UP MY f*ckING MANSION!!!!

  10. Babs Johnson, The Filthiest Person Alive wrote: 2 days ago

    Yech! I leave for two days and the kid from Growing Pains is talking about Satan's gas and diarrhea? WTF? Hey Whitney! Did you try my boy's chickens yet? How were they? *giggle*

  11. MWO Triple H wrote: 3 days ago

    IM BACK FASG! SPIRIT SQUAD FASG!

  12. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Terry, you hush up before I smack you upside your head! I saw that husband of yours in that French maid's uniform so it looks like you've got someone for the job already.

  13. author terry mcmillan wrote: 4 days ago

    CLEAN UP MY f*ckING MANSION OR I'LL MOVE INTO YOUR BUSTED UP GOV. APT AND EAT YO FOOD AND sh*t IN YOUR TOILET AND FART IN YOUR BED!!! CLEAN MY f*ckING HOUSE!!!

  14. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    And my home is yours, sorry, it's late and I'm tired. And Terry, you better GET IT into that thick skull of yours that I do NOT work for you! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

  15. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Mike Seaver, you hush up with that gas nonsense! You ruined "Growing Pains" so badly that even Leonardo DiCaprio couldn't save it, and now you're in my face, and you better get out! And Marissa, you are one crazy b*tch, but I can never say no to you either. Your home is my home.

  16. author terry mcmillan wrote: 4 days ago

    f*ck u busted up lesbians,hippies and freaks,whitney take a laxative,lil kim-get a career and miss florida evans pick up a f*cking broom and mop and do what your meant to be a common maid ,clean b*tch!!!

  17. Mike Seaver wrote: 4 days ago

    Mrs. Evans, I am not obsessed with my behind at all! I come to speak of what comes out of THE DEVIL'S behind. You see, it emits all kinds of sweet gases that affect people like Babs, Whitney, Madison, Terry, and now, your two oldest children. You must help me rid these people of the devil's gases and diarrhea (which is also turned into crack by his followers). Please, before they get you too!

  18. mARIISA COOPER wrote: 4 days ago

    YES IT IS MISS EVANS, a groovy,sensual time,big shirley got me clean away from drugs,and seduced me with her lust and love,now lesbian love is my drug..i can't get enough of lesbian love..

  19. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Well, Shirley...it IS the 1970's....

  20. Bobby Brown wrote: 4 days ago

    hum..hey miss evans you sexy mother ..care to have me..scooop u out? i love matronly religious types,i bet yo a freak in bed

  21. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Whitney, why don't you go with that Seaver boy, who is so strange, but obsessed with his behind as much as you? I will NOT go near that stank ass of yours. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

  22. BIG SHIRLEY wrote: 4 days ago

    HEY HOLD ON MISS EVANS,I JUST LOOK AT YOU,..BUT I LOVE MY MARISSA..IF YOU WANT TO WATCH SOME SAPPHO LOVE MAKING..PLEASE DO..must be better than listening to terry mcmillan and her drama..ever watched 2 women make love?..not sex..make LOVE

  23. WHITNEY E. HOUSTON wrote: 4 days ago

    FLORIDA EVANS IS MY b*tch!!! SCOOP OUT MY sh*t FLO NOW!!

  24. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Terry, for your imformation, James is not your type. He's straight.

  25. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Girls, I suppose I have room on the sofa, but keep your lovemaking down or JJ and Thelma will get ideas.

  26. AUTHOR TERRY MCMILLAN wrote: 4 days ago

    HEY FLO,DOES YOUR HUSBAND SATISFY YOU? CAUSE HE IS ONE FINE LOOKING MAN,IS HE BIG ..YOU KNOW HIS PENIS?..DOES IT TASTE GOOD? I WANNA SUCK YO MAN'S COCK,FLO,LET ME SUCK IT,SINCE YO SO UPTIGHT,I WANT A HUGE MAN WITH A HUGE COCK!!

  27. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Oh Shirley, I know you've been giving me the eye, but Florida Evans needs a MAN, not the waitress from What's Happening or the dead chick from the O.C. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

  28. BIG SHIRLEY wrote: 4 days ago

    HEY MISS EVANS CAN MY LOVER MARISSA AND I STAY IN YOUR APT?..WE NEED TO GET BACK TO CALIF,BUT WANT TO SEE CHICAGO,CAN WE SLEEP IN YOUR BED?..WITH YOU?

  29. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Why don't you get that gay husband of yours to clean your mansion, "Author"? I do NOT work for your busted up ass and I never did! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

  30. author terry mcmillan wrote: 4 days ago

    f*ck !!!!!! J.J EVANS STOP WEARING YOUR MAMA'S PANTIES AND BRA IN MY MANSION GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1 FAG AFTER ANOTHER IN HERE,THAT STUPID MOTHER OF YOURS RAISED SOME f*ckED UP KIDS!! FLORIDA GET YO BLACK ASS OVA HERE AND CLEAN MY f*ckING f*ckING f*ckING MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  31. Florida Evans wrote: 4 days ago

    Nasty Sue, you better stop telling me to scoop your ass, because I am NOT your maid. I wouldn't even scoop out that drag queen Maude that I used to work for. and Thelma Evans, I told you I was gonna shave you baldheaded, get your behind over here. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

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and now for a little story from one of our readers...

Rhonetta is the epitome of a Super Star

Rhonetta Denise Johnson. After taking a quick glance at her now infamous website www.rhonettajohnson.com I found myself in amazement. I found such comments as, "A fine example of why not to do drugs during pregnancy," and, "No talent, no class, no fashion sense cow." So what I gained out of her unofficial fan site was the fact that Rhonetta Johnson is the epitome of a superstar.

Recollect your thoughts, and take a deep breathe, I did just say that Rhonetta Johnson is a superstar. People need to learn that the definition of a superstar has changed over time. Joe Namath was a superstar, Elvis, that's a superstar. Those individuals deserved the fame they received due to their talent and personality being so admirable and loveable. Now people like Rhonetta, they are famous for being obnoxious and funny looking. Or should I say, superstars.

I know who Richard Hatche is, I know who Clay Aiken is, and guess what I even know who William Hung is. Why? Why do I know these individuals with what seems to be a lack of "star quality" characteristics. Shows like American Idol, and all of reality TV changed the game. People, such as, Simon, Paula, and Randy came on the television and gave talent less (and talented) individuals their opportunity to make their mark on the world. Well, people took advantage of the chance.

I actually like Rhonetta. When it comes to watching entertainment, outside of sports, I have a small checklist I need to have filled in order for me to truly enjoy the individual on the screen. I need the person to be loud, check. I need the individual to be obnoxious, check. I need him or her to be out of touch with reality, check. Last, I need this personality to have an outburst, check. Rhonetta Johnson fills my criteria for valued entertainment, and I am sure that she fills most of yours. Just because she isn't beautiful, and she isn't talented doesn't mean she can't capture my heart and provide me with hours of laughs.

The opinions on this site are not those of the creators and maintainers of www.rhonettajohnson.com. She is fun and entertaining, and we love her.